Top 10 Catholic Pick-Up Lines


10. If I march around you 7 times will you fall for me? – Submitted by Natalie

9. You don’t like the culture of death either? Wow! We have so much in common! – Submitted by Francois

8. Your as lovely as a rose, you must be my answer to the novena I was praying to St. Therese of Lisieux

7. Haven’t I seen your face on a Holy Card somewhere? – Submitted by Natalie

6. Hey, confess here often? – Submitted by Stephanie

5. If I had a bead for every time I thought of you I would have a

joyful mystery.

4. Thumbing a rosary: “How ’bout joining me for a few decades?” – Submitted by Jenn

3. I have a 15 seater van, do you want to help me fill it up? – Submitted by Maggie

2. I feel like Zechariah, because you leave me speechless – Submitted by Shawn

1. If loving you is a heresy, then let me be anathema – Submitted by Steve